Never win first place 
Don't support the team 
I can't take direction  
And my socks are never clean 
 
Teachers dated me 
My parents hated me 
I was always in a fight 
Cause I can't do nothin right 
 
Every day i fight a war against the mirror 
I can't take the person staren back at me  
 
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I"m a hazard to myself 
Don't let me get me 
I'm my own worst enemy 
 
It's bad when you annoy yourself 
So irratateing 
Don't wanna be my friend no more 
I wanna be somebody else 
 
La told me you'll be a popstar  
all you have to change  
is everything you are 
 
tired of bein compared 
to *that* brittany spears 
she's so pretty 
that just aint me 
 
so doctor doctor wont you please perscribe me something 
bein the life of someone else 
 
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