I went down to the beach and saw Kiki  
She was, like, all "ehhhh"  
And I was, like, "whatever!"  
 
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,  
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"  
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"  
 
So later I'm at the pool hall  
And this girl comes up  
And she's, like, "awww"  
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"  
 
Cuz this is my  
United States of Whatever!  
And this is my  
United States of Whatever!  
And this is my  
United States of Whatever!  
 
And then it's three A.M.  
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather  
This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"  
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"  
 
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley  
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,  
"Hey, I thought I told you..."  
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"  
 
And then up comes Zafo  
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"  
He's, like, "nothin'"  
And I'm, like, "that's cool."  
 
Cuz this is my  
United States of Whatever!  
And this is my  
United States of Whatever!