[intro:eminem] 
i dont know dude 
i think everybodys all jelous and shit 
cuz im like the lead singer of the band dude 
and i think everybodys got a fucking problem with me dude 
and they need to take it up with me after the show 
[chorus:eminem] 
because these chicks dont even know the name of my band 
but there all on me like they wanna hold hands 
cuz once i blow they know that ill be the man 
or because im the lead singer of my band 
[verse one:eminem] 
so i get all stage fright 
drop the mic 
walk up to these hot chicks and im all like 
"whats up ladies, my name's slim shady 
im the lead singer of D-12 baby" 
and there all like "oh my god its him 
damn my fucking god its Eminem"!!! 
i swear to fucking that you fucking rock 
please wont you please let me suck your cock" 
now by now the rest of the fellows get jelous 
especially when i drop the beat doing my acapellas 
all chicks start yelling (girls screaming) 
all the hot babes all the bras and the shirts 
and the panties on stage 
so like every single night they like to fight 
with me 
but when we fight its kinda like stealing rivalry 
cuz there back on stage and its night with me 
dude i just think your trying to stay alive for me 
yesterday kuniva tryied to pull a knife on me 
cuz i told him jessica albage my wife would be 
spark start shit is a life for me 
and all the other guys dispise will be cuz me 
[chorus:eminem] 
em sings "my band" 9 times at the end 
[verse two]